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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
A bunch of Jedtavius oneshots, all of them having to do with belly kink. Expect vore, feedism, pregnancy, belly bulge, oviposition, and more.
Updated erratically. Work is tagged collectively, chapters are tagged in their notes.
Another round of rolling in the sheets, with the welcome surprise of Octavius lactating. Bondage ensues.
Jed gets horny and bangs Octavius.
After Ahkmenrah returns with his tablet, the exhibits breathe life once more. Jed and Octavius pick up right where they left off - and their relationship continues to evolve.
Sometimes it takes a little mesmerism to get past your fear and dive in.
Or, Jed hypnotizes Octavius so they can indulge in their mutual vore kink.
Jed and Octavius’s breeding kink comes home to roost when they find out Octavius is pregnant.
You could imagine the surprise of Larry Daley when he found two miniatures smooshin together in his desk drawer.
Jed gets a surprise when he goes to check out Octavius' fancy new Roman baths. How was he supposed to know everybody'd be naked?
Jed feels a deep roil in his gut, something primal and intense. It's becoming obvious that he has a little craving. A little craving that's taking everything in him to hold back.
He wants to eat Octavius. And it makes him feel so much shame.
In which Jed is a feeder, Oct is weak to pet names, and a slice of cake disappears from the fridge.
Smutty, short, and individually tagged. Updated erratically.
Just some good ole' thigh fucking. what more can i say?
Jedediah and Octavius are participating in movie night, which vaguely takes part in arousing new topics and new happenings. Or, Octavius blows Jedediah in the backseat.
Octavius has taken it upon himself to teach Jedediah how to fence to protect himself. But instead, after Octavius cuts Jed with his sword by accident, they end up doing a lot of something else. PLEASE BE WARNED, IT ESCALATES QUICKLY IN A DIRECTION YOU DON'T EXPECT.
“Didn’t like seein’ you like that.” Jedediah broke the silence, pulling his hat down over his eyes, head turned to the ground. “In pain an’ all.”
“Oh…well. I, uh.” Octavius was slightly lost for words.
“So just. You know, don’t do that again, ‘right? You need t’ be more careful.” Jedediah glanced up at Octavius, eyes full of sincerity before he looked away again.
Octavius cant help but feel a certain way for the midnight cowboy but Nicky seems to notice that he needs a little push, a few words and a meme from his brokeback mountain-obsessed friend is apparently what he needed
Nothing like an hourglass and a handsy pharaoh to put things in perspective. Jed’s been feeling some kind of way about Octavius for a while now, and nearly dying helped him put a name to it. Now Octy and him are safe he ain’t wasting time no more. That irritating Roman son-of-a-gun is getting kissed!
That bracelet.
Both of them knew what it meant. It meant that, as long as he wore it, Octavius was free to use.
its just more PwP what can i say
Jedediah couldn’t stop thinking about his problem. A problem with two legs and two arms (well toned arms), dark hair, brown eyes and sword fighting skills like no other. Good humor and an incredible sweetness. A deep silken voice and wonderful, tanned skin. His problem was Octavius. His best friend.
Jed couldn’t bare to be around him. Because Octavius was so painfully beautiful. And in every free second, Jedediah caught himself staring at the older man. And if his father taught him one thing, it is, that men aren’t supposed to find other men beautiful.
The tablet malfunctions one night, swapping the personalities of anyone it has assigned as soulmates. Metaphysical hijinks ensue.
Fighting was how they passed the time.
Basically pure filth, wanted to write some smut so now we're here
“This handsome enemy,” Jed said, scratching his scruffy beard, “is he a stranger?”
“He could be.”
“Sure, but what if he’s not? What if you’ve met him more’n a couple times, during all those little fights we used to have?”
Octavius smiled. This, he knew, meant that Jedediah was having ideas.
He sat on his hands and knees as the other man stood there smirking.
He didn’t like to be manhandled he hated it. But this was different.
This was the man he loved. This was the man that had him on his hands and knees, sweating, begging.
An alternate version of a scene from NATM 4. Jed and Oct spend a few minutes stuck in a cobra’s gullet.
"There are no words to describe how beautiful this time of the year is, I just love the lights they put outside, the snow falling, is just as magical as we are." Octavius said, looking in awe outside.
"Yeah, the lights… The lights, yer right" Jedediah was out of breath, staring at Octavius face, lighted up by the soft fade of the lights. By the way they were close, he could see every detail of the Roman's face, and he drank every single feature like he was a thirsty man.
After ten years, things have changed. Nick is the guard now, the tablet has remained, and the dioramas have been rearranged.
What better time to start a family?
Jedediah and Octavius don’t make it out of Pompeii. While the museum mourns, the two have a spiritual journey.
When the tablet returns, though, things go awry - on both ends of the mortal coil.
A night spent together is one not wasted. Especially one spent finding out new things about one another.
The Tablet activates strangely on the harvest moon, causing Ahkmenrah to feel hunger for the first time in 4,000 years. Jedediah and Octavius find out that, despite the canopic jars, Ahk's interiors are just as alive as he is. For now.
A losing (or winning) hand of poker, a little whiskey, and a bit of wrasslin' later, and Jedediah and Octavius find themselves in a strange new position that neither of them can quite figure out. Save for the fact they both like it maybe a little too much.
Thirty-one prompts, eleven scenarios, one pairing. Details and content warnings in the chapter notes. Happy Whumptober, my friends!
I wrote this cause it was my b-day yesterday and wanted to give myself a gift
Where Jed implies he only takes his hat off for sex so Octavius quickly finds a place to get Jed to take his hat off for him.
Various slices of life involving Jedediah's inability to shoot.
Jedediah and Octavius plan a peace treaty, although more than just that is discovered through their new intimate relations.
Inspired by EwokRae22's Any Weather series.
This fic takes place between Heat Above and Dear Wormwood.
Can be read as one long fic or as one-shots. Enjoy! :)
Octavius comes to terms with the fact he might like being submissive, sometimes
Octavius and Jedediah are neighbors in the same apartment, and it's an understatement to say they hate each other. Nothing ever going to change that. But when Octavius has to throw a bachelor for his brother, he runs into a certain blonde performer that makes him maybe it could.
Immediately post-Battle of the Smithsonian, Jedediah and Octavius find a place to have a conversation that's been put off for far too long but can't be put off any longer, having come so close to losing each other. Turns out that while Jed's been calling himself cowardly, Octavius has been tallying the number of times he's wanted to kiss Jed and hasn't done it.
Octavius gets mortally wounded during the battle after Jedediah is freed from the hourglass in the Battle of the Smithsonian. Jedediah follows him into the dark.
Over the years, they had arrived at this moment several times, this will-we-won’t-we, the breath before a plunge, the leap across the chasm. They danced close, neither courageous enough to speak or confirm, always, always settling back into the comfortable routine of denial. An offhand comment here, a hand held there.
“Easy, boy...” Jed whispers, mouth still within an inch of Octavius' skin, watching the goosebumps rise as he smiles. “This gon' be worth the wait.”
Jed gets feisty during a Youtube viewing. Luckily for everyone they take it elsewhere.
These are my entries for the Jedtavius Week (started on Tumblr recently).
Prompst are the chapter titles.
Octavius changes careers to pursue teaching. Will Mr. Smith be a help or a hindrance? Probably both.
In retrospect, Octavius could not say for sure that the mess began with Larry and his holiday chocolates, but that certainly didn’t help.
(Jedediah is a messy eater, Octavius has a surprising affinity for the ins and outs of clothing, and everyone is an awkward turtle.)
“You’re beautiful, y'know that?”
“I believe you are mistaken, Jedediah.”
“No way. You’re gorgeous; ’s not fair.”
In which a Grumpy English Teacher and a Fun Substitute do not get along.
That is, until they have to.
"I assure you, Jedediah, I have no intention of stopping."
jed and octy and silly, smiling sex (and so, so many riding puns).
Jedtavius smut. Octavius wants to spend some time with the blond Texan.
Two Truths & A Lie (Jedediah Edition)
⑴ He hates spending time with that toga wearin' bastard.
⑵ He does not get jealous.
⑶ He wants a divorce.
Octavius does not take lightly to being made fun of.
Jedediah was not known for being clumsy, but when he takes a miscalculated step, an unpublished author comes into his life and will stay there forever.
Octavius normally has an eye for details, but he can't seem to keep in mind that name tags are a thing. He would love to know just who the waiter he keeps bumping into is.
'Octavius was on him in an instant, taking advantage of his semi-prone state. The roman was heavy and his hands were quick. Complicating matters, his hands weren’t striking at the usual places and Jedediah couldn’t get his brain to let go of years of instinct, arms trying to protect his head. Which wasn’t under attack.'
A fight takes an interesting turn.
The park had been the ambitious brain child of some distant founder who'd heard a brief description of Epcot once and decided to open his own, time machine themed, "educational" amusement park. "Tipler Time-line" amusement park and historical village ("A walk through time!" Their slogan claimed) had been opened sometime in the mid eighties and had remained mostly unchanged since then.
"Well jeez, Octavius, did you think the term history buff was some sort of challenge?".
When CEO of the ACME corporation Octavius Gaius rides the underground to work one morning, he doesn't expect to end up grinding against a stranger, and he doesn't expect to like it.
He certainly doesn't expect to see the same stranger walk through his door for an interview not four hours later.
Octavio es profesor de Historia en la universidad y Jedediah, tras una de sus clases, le sorprende con una visita inesperada la cual acabará con un vergonzoso accidente.
Octavius's reaction upon encountering Jedediah for the first time is something he will not acknowledge for over a quarter of a century.
In which Octavius finds out Kahmunrah did a lot more than just lock Jedediah in the hourglass.
“If you look at a dancer in silence, his or her body will be the music. If you turn the music on, that body will become an extension of what you're hearing.”
Dance AU. A tale of love and loss, of gaining more than you ever thought, and losing what you never thought you could, of cutting ties, taking chances, growing up and facing the fact that sometimes, memories do not match up to the reality.
Jedediah loves the lovin' he's getting from Octavius--just to be clear, here. But there's some bits and bobs they're missing out on, and Jedediah can't help but ask if maybe Octavius would be willing to explore this new frontier with him.
Jed's hand touched his in the darkness. He'd taken his gloves off, and his skin was warm and calloused, and when Octavius twined their fingers together and squeezed, Jed squeezed back.
He knew about all of our battles, how I'd start them just so I could touch him. He knew about how I'd watched him from afar, seeing him in all his glory, commanding his troops. He knew about the nights that I'd spent in my tent, panting through clenched teeth, fighting against the urge to moan his name, imagining my hand was his own as it brought me to completion.
There is no shame in being small or in love.
Like it says. just a bunch of Octavius /Jedediah (Jedius ? ) Drabble. i had this on mind for a while.
A change of clothes and a pumpkin help to bring delight to Jedediah and Octavius on Halloween night.
They were soul brothers, soul mates, two halves of the same whole fused joyously together for all eternity, and they completed each other, in the marvelous wonder of love, forever!
Octavius comforts Jedediah during a storm, and together they find their own storm.
Rome is peppered with arches. Octavius preferred the one of flesh and bone to those made of immaculate marble.
Jed wants to show off his rope tricks to his favorite Roman general. Octavius ends up teaching him some far better ones.
Octavius and Jedediah are getting married!
Eine Party zum 17. Geburtstag von Nick im Museum...
Octavius find Jedediah in a weird situation.
Jedediah and Octavius go to the Tablet to become human, things go a little wrong.
Jedediah has a trick to show Octavius.
Jedediah realizes maybe it wasn't such a good idea to get Octavius drunk. Doesn't mean he won't enjoy it though
It's very hot in the Museum...
Miniature Roman General, Octavius, and mini cowboy, Jed, from the movie meet in the battlefield, and have a fun time back in the the General's tent.