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A temporary exhibit, on display at the AMNH for a limited time, brings forth a vengeful force from the past. Terrible, painful memories bubble up from the depths of the minds of everyone on display. They can be taken, and joy restored - for a price.
A story exploring what could happen if a particular painting left its frame, the weight between memory and comfort, and a little robot's perspective of it all.
Lightning strikes the tablet one stormy night, and Larry gets to see how it feels to be a miniature.
Chapter by chapter, go through the trials of the Museum of Natural History and find out who, what, when, where, and why regarding Sheriff Scepter and his newfound love inside of Octavius given the name Triumphalis Tesseract
If you had asked Al when he ‘woke up’ at sunset today: “How do you think your day is gonna go?” or even “How do you think you’ll die a second time?”, he doesn’t know what he would have said. Especially if he knew those two things would be the same answer. But hell, “death via Amelia Earheart while having sex behind a crate in the storage basement” is still probably not whatever he could have come up with.
God, and he thought the talk with Larry and the boy Pharaoh about how the damn tablet worked was the weirdest it got.
A new addition to the Ancient Rome diorama turns the lives of Octavius and Jedediah upside down. Larry gets another history lesson.
“So why did you choose me to tell?” Ahkmenrah asked. “Were the feelings eating you from the inside out? Did you have to tell someone for fear of bursting with it, or is this because I’m your friend?”
Jed gaped at him. “What the heck kinds of things have you been readin’?”
Jedediah asks for help from an unexpected source regarding his feelings for Octavius, and gets a lot more than he bargained for.
Tablet Guardians human AU with side Jedtavius/Kahmunlot.
Larry discovers a book series he can really get into, even if it might be a little juvenile. Through an Ao3 review, he stumbles upon a small tumblr community centered around these books. For better or for worse, he joins it. Internet friendships ensue. Convention trips ensue. And romance ensues, which makes a certain person's parents very upset, considering their son is still a few months away from turning eighteen. Nobody told Larry. And when he finds out, he freaks. Ahk doesn't want to take no for an answer, but Larry forces him to, at least for the time being.
Sometimes our compass breaks,
and our steady true north fades.
But we'll be just fine.
Original Summary: After a bad fight between Larry and Ahk on what their relationship could be, the tablet starts to malfunction. Ahkmenrah is then transported to several alternate universes that are so different from each other. The only constant in all the universes, however, is the one thing he desperately wants to go home to: Larry Daley.
Better Summary: Ahkmenrah travels through different alternate universes and everything is much more complicated than they seem. Also the tablet is an asshole. What else is new?
Ahkmenrah runs a mafia, they are rivals with his brother Kahmunrah's mob. The police are trying to intervene and Mayor McPhee really can't deal with all of this.
AKA the Mafia/soulmate AU you didn't know you needed.
When Larry gets hired to help record Ahkmenrah's new album, he's wary. Everyone says this guy is horrible, and Larry wants nothing to do with spoiled pop stars. But he turns out to be pretty okay. A little more than okay, actually. And Nick is already obsessed. Then some tabloids get a hold of some pictures, and all hell breaks loose.
They stood gathered around the small television set, each of their hearts hoping for the same outcome.
I will perform necromantic magics on this community because I got a Larry/Ahkmenrah/Amelia threesome drabblet here. That shit is hot, yo.
Sequel to "You're such a girl Octy" Jedediah and Octavius are going through a few of their firsts with their new little bundle. However their experience won't be an easy one. Bad summary but it'll be good, I promise!